| Flat Mia's Travels to Tallahassee, Florida |
| The Good Life of Florida: You know you are in Florida in the summer when: |
*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You can make sun tea instantly.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside your door at 7:30 a.m.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You can make sun tea instantly.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside your door at 7:30 a.m.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.